Opening of an envelope

We get invites to lots of parties at the agency, I think people hope we will bring some of our glamourous clients to make the place look pretty. The models are suckers for a goody bag of free stuff and so we can usually drag them along. Tonight is a party at the Roof Top Cafe of Harvey Nichols (very Ab Fab, darling!) for the launch of the new designer Coca Cola bottles. A bunch of people have been asked to scribble a doodle in red on a white bottle of coke. I know one of the bottles has been designed by Del Marquis of the Scissor Sisters so maybe they'll be there. Let's hope I do better than the last time we met. I thought I was dancing with a Jake Shears Look-A-Like all night and it was only the morning after Flattie told me it was the real thing! Doh! I can't remember who else is going to be there, Johnny Wilkinson and probably lots of orange people from the soaps. I will report back tomorrow!

Gael Garcia Bernal

Went to see him in Blood Wedding last night. Very odd production, same director as Festen. Actors are from all over the world so it seems a bit strange, Mother Irish, son Icelandic, father in law Indian, his daughter Dutch, her mother Welsh. Fine if you want an abstract feel, but it still looked semi- Andaluscian. Anyway, Gael is beautiful, but has a large head on a tiny body. He is about the same size as Paul Hickey, but a bit chunkier. I wanted to put him on a keyring and take him home.